At some point yesterday he also wrote a letter to top school officials. And like all good KCS memos, it included the usual "woe is me" clause and a refusal to accept any blame or responsibility for doing anything wrong.
And I'm not talking about the allegations that he misused school funds.
I'm talking about the fact that he couldn't make a meeting with detectives, something that KCS officials said he would have to do in order to keep his job.
Dickl said he cancelled because he needed KCS to pay him some incentive bonus coin (apparently, he earned cheese above and beyond his annual $105,100 salary), so he could afford an attorney.
Then he says that by requiring that he cooperate with investigators, the school system was violating his constitutional rights. Or something.
I don't know. the whole thing is ridiculous.
You can read it RIGHT SMACK HERE.
Also, his official resignation letter, RIGHT SMACK HERE.
The letter from Slim Jim to School Board disciples: RIGHT SMACK HERE.