tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post8257243522978839647..comments2023-03-30T04:18:01.811-07:00Comments on Screams from the Porch: So, you wanna be a state senator?Mike Donilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18400768249723304044noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-80585409005599145632011-06-29T07:54:05.459-07:002011-06-29T07:54:05.459-07:00It's "Harper", not Parker. And I gue...It's "Harper", not Parker. And I guess you weren't expecting a serious answer.<br /><br />You should get used to a lot more of them. I'm done with metaphors.Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-31676411179895441322011-06-29T07:36:11.346-07:002011-06-29T07:36:11.346-07:00"Didn't Charlie Harper drive his car off ..."Didn't Charlie Harper drive his car off a cliff?"<br /><br />That was not meant to be literal fella. Charlie Sheen destroyed his career with his off-screen behavior. So the people he wronged on the show wrote his Charlie Parker character drove off a cliff. Get it? It's a f*#&ing metaphor. <br /><br />I'm outa here. Donila, you should remove these posts. TMI. Too creepy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-15191154965551766592011-06-29T07:13:06.972-07:002011-06-29T07:13:06.972-07:00And third anonymous comment:
If I were to commit ...And third anonymous comment:<br /><br />If I were to commit suicide, it'd be the "deepthroat the shotgun barrel" routine. Preferably a 10-gauge. And to be honest, if I weren't married it'd have been done a long time ago. I'm only here for my wife.<br /><br />Didn't expect a serious answer to that, did you.Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-35709494293530652312011-06-29T07:10:43.174-07:002011-06-29T07:10:43.174-07:00Second anonymous comment:
If I wanted to make a p...Second anonymous comment:<br /><br />If I wanted to make a pile of cash on a comedy routine, it'd have been done by now. (Likely a routine centered on being married and broke. At least, that's a popular bit at the tables.)Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-43861388016832061702011-06-29T07:09:12.656-07:002011-06-29T07:09:12.656-07:00First anonymous comment, in order:
* Nah. I don&#...First anonymous comment, in order:<br /><br />* Nah. I don't mind keeping Campy right there where he is. He's actually LESS dangerous as an elected representative than he would be as a private citizen (where he would likely be quite an effective lobbyist).<br /><br />* I'm up to 18, and no. The Shed knows why I do what I do, and frankly it's between me and them. Feel free to figure it out for yourself if you like, or ask someone up there. <br /><br />(I comment under my real name, and that's the way it's going to stay. Cutesy screen names are so 20th century.)Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-56573178340852256112011-06-29T05:48:28.355-07:002011-06-29T05:48:28.355-07:00Didn't Charlie Harper drive his car off a clif...Didn't Charlie Harper drive his car off a cliff? He got banned a lot too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-62459109012219355982011-06-29T05:40:00.187-07:002011-06-29T05:40:00.187-07:00he is just now saying.....winning!
does pone remi...he is just now saying.....winning!<br /><br />does pone remind anyone of someone???<br /><br />winnnning!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-68144569688241077482011-06-29T04:38:25.907-07:002011-06-29T04:38:25.907-07:00That's okay Paone, you can run against your he...That's okay Paone, you can run against your hero Campfield next time. <br /><br />You need a new naming scheme at the paper. How about The Avenger Version 1.0? How do you get banned so much? Is it some kind of performance art?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-88008165779518730922011-06-28T14:15:30.175-07:002011-06-28T14:15:30.175-07:00Curses, foiled again.Curses, foiled again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-55347480639646661702011-06-28T13:53:22.781-07:002011-06-28T13:53:22.781-07:00Oh well.Oh well.Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-83964849249918754152011-06-28T11:33:12.164-07:002011-06-28T11:33:12.164-07:00Yeah, you have to live in the district. Don't ...Yeah, you have to live in the district. Don't forget about the money (not that much but still) and the health care.Mike Donilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18400768249723304044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-31057759102218809432011-06-28T11:26:16.217-07:002011-06-28T11:26:16.217-07:00Oh, wait. Does one actually have to LIVE in Distri...Oh, wait. Does one actually have to LIVE in District 6? Because I'm in 7.Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1613255034831961362.post-20098073929960642882011-06-28T11:24:52.520-07:002011-06-28T11:24:52.520-07:00Huh.
You know, I said I wouldn't RUN for offi...Huh.<br /><br />You know, I said I wouldn't RUN for office for 20 years back in '07.<br /><br />I don't recall ever saying anything about being appointed. And something like this WOULD be the ideal - short period of time, largely a caretaker position, not too much pressure on a complete rookie with a love of civics that's almost as large as his mouth...<br /><br />Huh, indeed. What if? ;-)Brian Paonehttp://www.hubousa.comnoreply@blogger.com