Thursday, October 10, 2013

Living like a king, free of charge

Saw this. Thought it was funny. Actually, it's pretty much true. Sadly.  

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  He has his food prepared for him.  His meals are provided at no cost to him.  

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.  

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.  

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up., and he has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.  

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.  

He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.  

Then it hit me: My dog is a Congressman!

Heh.

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