Hurley and pet alien in dog house

In what is clearly and thankfully not a case of a pet owner looking like her pet, state. Rep. Julia Hurley, R-Lenoir City, and her butt-ugly dog were booted from the Roane County Courthouse.

WATE, Knoxville's version of the National Enquirer, has the story right smack here.

According to the report, Hurley, who has a propensity for carving her initials into desks, said she didn't know dogs weren't allowed in the courthouse. Whaaaaat????

Er, well, I guess she just explained her need for owning a service dog. Heh.

I can't do this absurdity justice. Just read the story. Freakin' hilarious.

Seriously, if you don't you'll miss out on this gem:

Hurley says the dog was already registered as a service dog when she adopted it, and it serves as a companion.

"That's why I got her was to be my companion. I mean if I wanted to take her, if I put on her little service sweater and took her to the hospital for cancer patients, then she would be a service dog, but she's my dog. She's my companion," Rep. Hurley explained.

Ha ha ha. Oh, man. If that dog really is a service dog, I hope it's a service dog for the seeing impaired folks (re: blind people), so they don't have to look at it.
Hahahahahahaha.

(Yeah, I know, I'm not going to heaven when I leave this rock.)

* Dog photo taken from WATE website; Hurley photo taken from state website

Hurley explores first grader options

Well, at least state Rep. Julia Hurley managed to keep her clothes on.

Here’s the latest on Lenoir City’s Republican representative, pictured left. Click here for stupid human tricks.

(Go on, click the link for the story. I don’t want to recap it here.)

Usually when I do something like this I chalk it up to the horse tranquilizers. Especially at 1 a.m.

So, uh, what’s your excuse, Ms. Hurley?

“I wasn’t thinking straight,” she told the media.

Hmmmmmm. Heh. Hahahahahahahahaha. That happens, I suppose. Heh.

Then she added: “I don’t understand why it’s news, and I don’t want to talk about the desk.”

Uh, yeah it is news. It’s called vandalism. (Now granted, it's not nearly has bad as half the crap politicans do. But they're usually getting away with it. And have better excuses. Sheesh.)

Oh well.

Next thing you know, she’ll be wearing wrestling masks to UT football games.