The Metro Pulse is doing its "Best of Knoxville" contest again this year.
Click
here for a ballot, or go pick a paper. The things are free, you know. And make for great gift-wrappings.
Anyhoo, it features six sections and lots and lots of categories. (You apparently have to fill out at least 25 for your ballot to count, and any ballot-stuffing goes into the "Extra Scrutiny Pile.")
I'm working my way through it right now.
Here's mine* (the ones in italics):
Best of the Best
Knoxvillian:
(you must vote for someone besides previous winners Bill Haslam, Bruce Pearl, or Pat Summitt):
Wait, Bruce Pearl won this????Store:
Walmart.
Restaurant:
Calhoun's. Best ribs in America. Just ask Mike Chase. He'll tell you that over and over and over and over again.Bar:
Yeah, I wouldn't know.Band:
Tim Burchett and the Balanced Budgets.
Knoxville Life
Best Thing Knoxville needs:
A $48 million weight room and a $200 million Neyland Stadium facelift during fiscally tight times. Oh wait, we got that.Best Local Attraction:
Bruce Pearl's wife's Facebook page.Best Place to Meet New Friends:
On the county's audit hotline.Best Place to Take Your Kids for Free:
To school.Best Reality TV Show Contestant from Knoxville:
I don't know. Who was the biggest disaster?Best Way to Get Tim Burchett to Attend Your Meeting:
Hold it at Wright's Cafeteria.* I did have some input from others. Anything upsetting? That was them. Not me.