Someone sent this to me. Couldn’t resist.
Actually, the way it was described to me was: “Did someone drop a rock on Duncan’s head?”
I’m like: “Huh?”
Then I was told to go check out job listings on the Deathstar's Web site.
Soooooo . . . . Here goes:
County Clerk Foster Arnett Jr. and county Trustee John Duncan each are hiring for what appears to be pretty much the same job (processing payments), although Foster’s job description is a little more long-winded.
And Duncan is willing to pay a little more. Actually, almost twice as much.
(Campaign contributions are optional. I hope.)
Anyhoo, Arnett pays $9 an hour for part-time work and Duncan is paying $17 an hour for what he calls "seasonal" work, although it looks more like 37.5 hours a week for bout nine months out of the year, which I’m pretty sure means you have a chance at getting that gooood county health insurance.
You’ll need at least a GED and a year in “a customer service driven field” and you must be able “to deal with irate and emotional customer(s) in a courteous professional manner."
(That last one automatically rules me out.)
UPDATE: Trustee just sent an email and said the job does not include insurance.