Commissioner Rrrrr. Larry Smith (left) has been somewhat on a roll lately, calling out the county's trustee and his father, the good local Congressman.
Now, he's got his sites set on Register of Deeds Sherry Witt. In fact, the good commissioner sent Sherry a note, taking her to task for accepting some incentive payments, yet wanting to meet with her to discuss the issue.
“The letter is at the bottom of my bird cage,” she told me.
Heh. Now, that's funny.
Soooo, what's going on?
If you haven't been living in a cave lately (or a jerk like someone who would post comments under a stupid name like “YankeeinDixie”), then you know that county Trustee John Duncan III is under fire right now because he paid himself and some staffers a bunch of coin for doing work they didn't really do.
At the same time, Witt and a number of other elected fee officers also accepted such payments, but they actually did do the work.
(Now, to get the payments you have to get designated as a “certified public administrator.” I've written about this; no point rehashing it. To keep your certification, you have to do 16 hours of coursework, or whatever each year. Then you're allowed up to $3,000 in coin.)
Argghh Larry, however, questions whether local officials should take the money, even if they've done the work.
So, he's been checking around the state, asking other folks whether they participate in the education program and collect the coin. He apparently talked to the Hamblen County trustee, yet thought he talked to the Hamilton County trustee.
So, he goes around telling people he talked to someone from Hamilton County and says that they receive only $200 in bonuses.
Now, Sherry (right) did some checking on her own.
She called Hamilton and learned that Our Larry never talked to anyone from the Chattanooga area. So, she called out the commissioner during Monday's work session, pretty much insinuating that he was full of crap.
Then, Larry did some checking and realized his mistake. (He had actually talked to Hamblen and they get $200 in bonuses.)
So, he then gets in touch with Hamilton County (for real this time) and the trustee there tells him that he gets $0 in bonuses.
Larry, then calls out Sherry and accuses her of telling half-truths.
He then pens her a note – click right smack here for that bad boy – and says that her “personal attack on my character (was) absolutely uncalled for, discourteous, and beneath your position as an elected official.”
He also says that accepting the incentive payments “is an affront to the taxpayers we serve.”
(I'm not sure if other fee officers who also get the incentive payments got a similar letter. Probably not.)
Sherry, though, isn't having any of this. And she probably won't be meeting any time soon with R. Larry.
“It's all about media attention for him,” she said, noting that the reason the Hamilton County trustee doesn't take the money is because he isn't certified. “I'm sorry he's offended but he should check out the validity of his statements.”
Like I said: good stuff.