The Knox County Commission will accept applications to join the county's top paper tiger, also sometimes known as the county's ethics committee, to fill a partial term that ends on Halloween 2013. (No, I'm not kidding.)
Soooo, if you're interested in joining the nine-member committee, which is charged with investigating ethics complaints regarding county business and county employees (although nothing really comes of it), then send your resume (by noon Oct. 15) to:
Office of the Knox County Commission
Suite 603 City County Building
400 Main St.
Knoxville, TN 37902
You can also fax that bad boy to 215-2038 or email it to email@example.com
The commissioner will interview the candidates at 1 p.m. on Oct. 15 in the Main Assembly Room of the Deathstar.
Seriously, show up if you want the gig. I don't know how many knuckleheads apply for these things and then don't bother to come.