Back in September 2011, Knox County Mayor Tim “No-Kill Bigfoot” Burchett banned sex offenders from county libraries.
Then police took this freak into custody, although it had absolutely nothing to do with the new policy.
Finally, the state's toothless wonder, also known as American Civil Liberties Union of Tennessee, sent the mayor a mean letter, arguing that pedophiles have rights, too.
So, what the heck ever happened?
“Nothing really, of course the policy is in place but there's been no activity (related to it),” said Mary Pom Claiborne, PR spin-meister for the local library system. “All's quiet on the western front.”
I then asked county Communications Manager Michael “Big Sexy” Grider about the policy and what it meant. He said that it shows how bad a$$ it is because it's scared off any sex offenders. They wouldn't dare show up at the library he suggested.