Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Library sex offender policy working?

Back in September 2011, Knox County Mayor Tim “No-Kill Bigfoot” Burchett banned sex offenders from county libraries.

Then police took this freak into custody, although it had absolutely nothing to do with the new policy.

Finally, the state's toothless wonder, also known as American Civil Liberties Union of Tennessee, sent the mayor a mean letter, arguing that pedophiles have rights, too.

So, what the heck ever happened?

“Nothing really, of course the policy is in place but there's been no activity (related to it),” said Mary Pom Claiborne, PR spin-meister for the local library system. “All's quiet on the western front.”

I then asked county Communications Manager Michael “Big Sexy” Grider about the policy and what it meant. He said that it shows how bad a$$ it is because it's scared off any sex offenders. They wouldn't dare show up at the library he suggested.


Funny stuff.

1 comment:

Brian Paone said...

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.

Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.

Homer: Thank you, dear.

[Lisa picks up a rock]

Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn't work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?

[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]

Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

[Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange]