The Knox County Finance Department continues to add and subtract big numbers correctly and make it all look pretty.
The Government Finance Officers Association for the 16th year in a row – see, Screams from da Porch can count, too – honored officials with the Distinguished Budget Presentation Award for the FY 2011-12 budget.
In a spin release, issued from the Deathstar's 8th floor of evilness, Knox County Mayor Tim Burchett brags about finance director John Troyer, saying the honor is well-deserved because it makes him look good.
In return, Troyer brags about his staff cause they make him look good to the mayor.
“No, you're the best,” the mayor says.
“No, you are,” Troyer counters.
“We both are,” they say at the same time.
(Yeah, I made that up.)
To qualify for the award, the finance department needed to . . . . Well, I'm not exactly sure. The spin release doesn't really say, other than satisfy some national guidelines. Whatever that means.
Anyhoo, good job.
Now, get back to work, cause you've got next year's budget to do.
(Must be a slow news day or something.)