Seriously. Let us count the ways you suck-ethed.
You are arrogant.
You were a $*#& to a reporter bud of mine who doesn’t even cover your crappy team but called you out because you also don’t know how to count or manage money.
You wore the tackiest, lamest, dumbest pants ever. In public.
You can’t coach. Although your deer-in-the-headlights look on the big screen was always amusing.
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That said, Nick Saban couldn’t coach that batch of losers the University of Tennessee fielded this year. Or last year. Or the year before. Or . . . .
Now, maybe if they’d bother to recruit county Mayor Tim Burchett’s nephew . . .
Naw, forgot, he doesn’t have any tattoos or a criminal record.